Songs of the Apocalypse
Feeling a bit self-righteous, Jefferson asked me to make this proclamation for him:
Diane Warren is the henchman of the Devil himsewf. [sic]
And upon viewing the extensive list of “artists” who've summoned her evil powers, I can’t help but agree with him. It reads like a who’s who of schlock: http://www.dianewarren.com/
To further add to Jefferson's revelation, I'd posit that the mark of the beast of some of these recordings can be found within the first few seconds of the song’s intro - in which the melody is melodramatically hummed before the lyrics begin. Oh yeah, Jefferson also wanted me to holla at his boo.
Diane Warren is the henchman of the Devil himsewf. [sic]
And upon viewing the extensive list of “artists” who've summoned her evil powers, I can’t help but agree with him. It reads like a who’s who of schlock: http://www.dianewarren.com/
To further add to Jefferson's revelation, I'd posit that the mark of the beast of some of these recordings can be found within the first few seconds of the song’s intro - in which the melody is melodramatically hummed before the lyrics begin. Oh yeah, Jefferson also wanted me to holla at his boo.
posted by Chris Elzinga at 4:09 PM
1 Comments:
Checked out the website. Um... I'm pretty sure that Milli Vanilli's "Blame It On The Rain" and Celine Dion's "Because You Loved Me" should not be in the "Hot Tracks" category. Maybe the "Suckiest Songs Ever" category. And furthermore, if you wrote "Blame It On The Rain" by Milli Fucking Vanilli, would you really want people to know about it?
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